bumper stickers. vinyl, weatherproof, weird. shipping is $3.00 flat, free over $30.00, united states only for now.

Lloyd Center Memorial sticker
i. Lloyd Center Memorial $10.00

In loving memory of the city's best Pedalpalooza parking garage stop. 8x2.4 in vinyl sticker. Weather resistant.

Kennedy School Pee Party sticker
ii. Kennedy School Pee Party $10.00

The water is warm because of me and I'm not going to apologize. 8x2.4 vinyl sticker.

HiAce Living Saloon sticker
iii. HiAce Living Saloon $10.00

Portland, OR has the highest number of imported Japanese vans per capita. While folks tell you they buy them for offroading their real use is a mobile shaggin wagon. 8x2.4in bumper sticker.

Oregon City Elevator sticker
iv. Oregon City Elevator $10.00

Oregon City has the only municipally owned elevator in the United States. I was also stabbed inside it. 8x2.4 in vinyl sticker.

Unicyclist Drama sticker
v. Unicyclist Drama $10.00

Some people are so caught up in the flaming bagpipes they don't see the unicyclist beneath. And he's hot. 8x2.4in vinyl sticker.

Water Towers sticker
vi. Water Towers $10.00

Portland's famous water towers are more than just beautiful, they're homes to the mysterious mole people.

Portland's Worst Donuts sticker
vii. Portland's Worst Donuts $10.00

Just go to Doe Donuts. Okay? It's worth it. 8x2.4in vinyl bumper sticker.

Sisters at the Rodeo sticker
viii. Sisters at the Rodeo $10.00

That bull dream of freedom the same way you crave social media likes. We respect it. We honor it. 8x2.4in vinyl sticker.

No Honking sticker
ix. No Honking $10.00

I'm driving fast so I don't shit my pants. You're driving fast because it's fun. We're built different. 8x2.4in vinyl sticker.

Mt. Tabor sticker
x. Mt. Tabor $10.00

I don't know why people think a Wednesday night is the time to be dancing in the road, but by god I wasn't going to let those hippies stop me from getting to the top. I was disappointed that no one celebrated my achievement so I made this sticker for myself. Wear it proud. 8x2.4in vinyl sticker.

Pickle Lovers sticker
xi. Pickle Lovers $10.00

My mom told me he was a sour guy, but he tasted sweet like bread and butter. 8x2.4in vinyl sticker.

Bread Dreams sticker
xii. Bread Dreams $10.00

Austin stood across the street, breathing in the scent of freshly baked bread on the cool autumn breeze. The street lights cast him in a warm light. His eyes were fixed on the slowly rotating bread. He knew what he had to do it. It had to go faster. 8x2.4 vinyl sticker.

13. Digital Kudos $1.00

I am a test item to make sure the shopping flow works! digital, nothing to ship

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