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no honking

Brown bumper sticker that reads "Don't honk at me! I've got irritable bowel syndrome (and a gun!)"
31. vinyl bumper sticker $10.00

I'm driving fast so I don't shit my pants. You're driving fast because it's fun. We're built different.

size
8 × 2.4 in
material
vinyl, weatherproof

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get 1 free
shipping
$3.00, free from $24.00
orders go out
tuesdays
ships to
the us only, for now

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