about
human details
i am a self-taught bumper sticker artist who has been rejected by the main stream bumper sticker art establishment. object computer is located in sunny portland, oregon. he wears a size 11 and ½ shoe.
sticker details
vinyl, weatherproof. made in the usa. they’re 8×2.4 unless they’re not. then they’re 10×3. regardless they have an easy peel back because my fingies struggle with the other kind.
shipping details
stickers ship weekly on tuesdays for $3 flat anywhere in the united states. if you’re from outside the usa (congrats) and want stickers (thank you) contact us at shop@object.computer and we’ll try.
for shops
want to stock our stickers at your store? email us at shop@object.computer to discuss.
faqs
what is your return policy?
if your sticker was damaged during shipping, let us know and we’ll replace it free of charge. if you just didn’t like your sticker, send us an email and maybe there’s something we can do to make you happy. but i mean they’re exactly what you see on the website so maybe not.
how do you come up with your designs?
i dedicate several hours a day to inducing a meditative like state of design nirvana. then i use affinity to make them.
i don’t like your design and it offends me.
that is not a question, but i recommend that you purchase the remaining stock of them to destroy to show your disgust with the stickers.