Cream bumper sticker in red and turquoise lettering that reads "Portland Oregon, middle-aged skateboarder capital of America," with "Rarely graceful, always grateful" on a red band along the bottom.
iii. vinyl bumper sticker $10.00

Nothing makes me happier than watching someone's parent land a kick-flip. They've got bad knees and good vibes. They came to Portland to find the pixelated promised land Tony Hawk's Pro Skater promised and I hope they never leave.

size
8 × 2.4 in
material
vinyl, weatherproof

buy 3 stickers
get 1 free
shipping
$3.00, free from $24.00
orders go out
tuesdays
ships to
the us only, for now

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