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braces not bagpipes

Yellow bumper sticker in brush lettering that reads "The Unipiper owes me child support. Your son needs braces not bagpipes."
iv. vinyl bumper sticker $10.00

You think of him as a quirky Portland art icon. I think of him as the man who gave his 6 month old son bagpipes.

size
8 × 2.4 in
material
vinyl, weatherproof

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shipping
$3.00, free from $24.00
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tuesdays
ships to
the us only, for now

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